So, I guess my profile pic could use a bit of an explanation. Oddly enough, Allan's guess was right on the money. ( for a short version see the first comment.) I cut my leg up going rock-hopping. But this was no ordinary hopping of rocks, as Ben Paddock could tell you.
It was the sring of '03. Ben Paddock, L33t Tucker, Brian Chadwick, and I decide to take a trip to Florida for a "Week of Ease" trip. Though there were a few snaggs along the way we made it to the Sunshine State realtively unskathed. We had a great time lazing about at the beachfront hotel that my mom rented for us for two nights. The rest of the time was equally relaxing lazing about my mom's house. Still there were no real mishaps.
We came to the last day of our trip and decided to take on last trip out to the beach. This beach was different than the one we had gone to in previous days, but one I had been to many times in my youth. My favorite part of this beach was this 1/2 mile long pile of rocks that stretched out to the bussom of the sea (a jetty). The first tenth of this jetty is flattened of with concrete and is easy to walk on so that people can fish there.
Now most of my freinds really like to rock-hop. Ben is probably the greatest of rock-hopping enthusiests in the group. So we decide to see how far we could get on these beach rocks. All four of us started out with no problem. Again, the first tenth is more or less a raised sidewalk. We got a little past that, when things started getting a little more dangerous. The rocks were getting wetter and slipperier because of the waves. So, Lee and Chadwick decide to turn back. I cannot fault them for this decision in lght of later events.
Ben and I pressed on. I though we could probably get fairly close to the end before the rocks got to far apart. We did end up getting pretty far out. Too far in fact. Not having realized that it was low tide when we went out, i began to notice a steady increase in the size and strengthe of the waves that beat against the rocks. That was when it became really dangerous. And if you know anything about Ben and I, you know that more danger equalls more fun.
This was the most extreme rock hopping that had ever taken place in the history of the human race. Everytime you saw a wave coming you had to brace yourself against its force or else be ripped away from the rocks only to be smashed back into them seconds later. Man it was so freaking awsome!
After a few close calls of almost getting thrown into the meat grinder of jagged rock cristened with barnicles and oyster shells, we decided to call it quits. minutes after deciding to head back I knew we had lingered too long. The waves began to get even bigger as we made our retreat. We had to time our moves from rock to rock so that we could brace our self for the ocean's next attack.
We hadn't got very far on our way back when i noticed an unusually large wave barreling towards me. Ben was about 20 feet ahead and in a much more strategic spot. I, however was in a very low spot and was to take this monster wave at full force. I braced my self think that my position was stable. And it would have been stable enough if it weren't for the growth of algee that had overtaken the rock on which my back leg was perched.
The wave hit and hit hard. My back leg slipped down to a lowwer rock and I didn't think much of it until i pulled out my leg out of the water covered in blood.The hole my leg had fallen into was lined with oyster shells. It looked like a surgeon had taken a scalpel and sliced a 10 inch insicion into the side of my leg. It didn't hurt at all. It felt like someone was squeezing my leg. I called for Ben and he helped me back to shore which was still a great distance away. Ben took his shirt off and I tied it around my leg. Though it held back a lot of the bleeding, my shoe still filled up with blood.
We finally got back to shore and tracked down the other guys and went to the hospital. And after 3 hours in the ER and 20 stitches in my leg. We returned to my house and had a big freakin party.
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